Lol I liked 10, 16 and 35(and some I don't remember...)
84. You keep saying to your self: "Don't be stupid!", "That would never work!", "Uhh... no.".
And a good one:
85. When you keep putting your hands in the fire and when the doctors cut them off you say to your self: YEAH! Thats better!
86 - When you can't find real life's main menu.
87 - When you're caught throwing meat at invisible raptors.
88 - When you set up a stance in your living room.
89 - When you skin all your household pets and chop down all the trees in your yard expecting to make a tent.
90 - When you squeal in terror every time you hear a growl and you realize you have no weapons with you.
91 - When you dip branches in water.
92 - When you hit fireplaces with lit torches.
Ah, that's all I can think of for today! Hm, now to go about making meself an account on these 'ere forums. Wow! I play Stranded II 5 hours a day,
That would be me!
93 - When you stump grapes to make a bottle of wine.
94 - When you think you can survive in electroshock.
95 - When you think you can change the world with notepad.
96 - When you think bleeding by lions can cure with a bandage.
97 - When you think you can easily crack a lock with moving lockpick left right left right right left left left right.
98 - When you think cutting 25 trees can teach me how to make 10 branches with a log. edited 5×, last 26.01.08 01:00:22 pm
99.You think drinking 2 bottles of juice and eating 2 breads can give you enough energy for a whole day.
100(finally!).You want to say "It works!" when you open Stranded II.
101.You think that you can stick on a tree by holding space bar.
102.You think all the tools are made from wood,copper,iron,gold and/or crystal.
103.You try to use 10 green crystal to teleport.
104.You think a turtle has only one bone and some meat.
105.Same as 104,a lion has only...
106.You think "Who built it?" when you're looking at your own house.
Carry on 107 - You think your diary can automatically fill.
108 - You think that pirate can't compare between me and my Hey, that's supposed to be like that! Arrr! Me broadside will sink ye little slanderer! (honestly, that's just an old-fashioned kind of English, that is).
And that's "to distinguish", Mr. Not-a-native-speaker-but-complaining-about-my-magnific-translation. Okay.......
109 - You think santa can't go thur chimney. (because its' blocked..)
110 - You always put semicolon after sentence.
111 - You made s2s files to print your diary.
112 - You think you can fry meat in a second.
113 - You think You can jump around until 2 o'clock a.m. you played stranded II to much when you look for the '~' key and type in cheat thinking you can give yourself a billion dollars 114 - When you think your camp fire will stay on for days until it rains.
115 - When you build a dugout with a lot of logs when it only looks like one log.
116 - When you think you can shoot a fire arrow without lighting it on fire.
-Lemon- 117 when you think firearows work just with ligtning a flameable material on it's top 118 when you think you can fish without a hook 118 - When you think an albrest doesn't effected by gravity.
119 - When you think you can put 3 rocket launcher in your rucksack.
120 - When your brain contains 99% of Stranded III edited 1×, last 04.03.08 11:51:24 am
121 - When you are writting scripts in scholl lessons on the piece of paper and you think, that you'll just rewrite it and it'll work (no really, i doo so )
122 - When you think that you can have burned torch in your pocket edited 1×, last 03.03.08 10:31:51 pm
Brandon has written
120 - When your brain contains 99% of Stranded III
LOLWUT Admin/mod comment
please at least TRY to use something else than the language of cavemans ;P /Flying Lizard That's wonderful...(In my brain..)
123 - When you think you can fly airplane in underwater.
124 - When you think a few special raptors can smarter than you. (For example>Lucious) Brandon has written
124 - When you think a few special raptors can smarter than you. (For example>Lucious)
They ARE
Did you never watch Jurrasic Park 3? Flying Lizard has written
Brandon has written
124 - When you think a few special raptors can smarter than you. (For example>Lucious)
They ARE
Did you never watch Jurrasic Park 3?
Great movie, I love Jurassic Park. I agree they are pretty darn smart
[Back to topic!] Note: It's Lucius.
125 - You want to carry 200 shotgun shells for killing raptors.
126 - You join cacao powder into a dough and expect chocolate chip cookies to come out of the oven. I haven't watched Jurrasic Park 3......
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.....oh, right...
127 - When you think you can sleep while you are standing